enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"